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Politics and world news:
There was man who refused to eat mum-mum. And the prime minister who, as always, kept mum.
So many Dalits continue to starve. Rahul Gandhi ate their food.
Too many people went to jail for the 2G scam. Only influential people get a jail admission these days(harder than PSBB admissions).
Jayalalitha reverts everything. Converts males to females, libraries into markets, markets into hospitals and hospitals to flyovers. Chumma. Just for fun.
Karunanidhi turned 88. Just 1923 years younger than Jesus.
Osama dies in Abbottabad. Pakistan claims they had no idea Abbottabad was in Pakistan.
Cricket:
Cricket kept winning.
Dhoni lifted the world cup and Pritam lifted songs from Korea.
Harbhajan Singh did not lift Mrs.Ambani this year(That Harbhajan got lifted out of the team by selectors is something else).
Sachin scored his 99th hundred and according to Ravi Shastri the stage has been set in every game after that for his 100th.
Hockey:
No idea what happened to our national bird Hockey.
Entertainment:
Shahrukh Khan promoted Ra.One all through the year and forgot to make the movie.
The year ended with a 3D version of Don.Priyanka Chopra’s lips was the only 3D effect.
Aishwarya Rai gave birth to a baby girl. Birth control methods now apparently include 3G SIM cards with an unlimited data plan. Although some people aren’t sure where the SIM card goes.
Technology:
RIP Steve jobs and Dennis Ritchie.
Iphone 4S got released and people are calling Siri a bitch. On her face.
Google+ came out. I have an account there.So do you. Neither of us go there.Apparently its on the internet.Still.
Facebook plans to issue IPO. Finally from issuing Livestock on Farmville to issuing real life stocks.
Kapil Sibal plans to control the internet. Apparently his orders to his men were “Internet ki Talashi lo. Jaldi”.
Business:
Mallya’s airline receded. Only alcohol can save him now.
Sensex went up a few points and then came down a few points. Not sure what it meant. Just nodded my head looking at the hot news anchor lady wearing a formal shirt.
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Happy mathematics year- 2012(Might have to face this year twice. Arrear subject no?)
